| | As some of you might have heard, Kelly Bryan offered me the job of a lifetime for this summer: housesitting at her very own humble abode on Rambo Road while she is vacationing at a nudist colony in Tahiti (that part may or may not be made up, by me). But when I E-mailed her and kindly asked her when the fuck she was giving me her housekeys, here is what she sent me:
"
Jason,
You know of course that I adore you. But, the house sitting thing is
just not going to fly. I could probably wrap my head around you in the
home. But, with you comes all the others. And, while I trust each of
those I know on an individual basis. The group dynamic is one that I
don't even want to think about. And, no matter how responsible a guy
you are (what with your Princeton policing duties and all), you will not
be able to control the friends that will drop by. "
If you would like to tell Ms. Bryan, what you think of this, her E-mail is kelly.bryan@cobbk12.org. I am outraged, and you should be, too.
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| | Posted 5/7/2007 5:40 PM - 50 Views - 4 eProps - 3 comments
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