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Name: Juice
Country: United States
State: Georgia
Gender: Male
Interests: Producing Platinum Records and Wearing Gold-Plated Diapers
Expertise: Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.
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AIM:  Fevering4Cowbell
Member Since:
12/27/2003
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| As some of you might have heard, Kelly Bryan offered me the job of a lifetime for this summer: housesitting at her very own humble abode on Rambo Road while she is vacationing at a nudist colony in Tahiti (that part may or may not be made up, by me). But when I E-mailed her and kindly asked her when the fuck she was giving me her housekeys, here is what she sent me:
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Jason,
You know of course that I adore you. But, the house sitting thing is
just not going to fly. I could probably wrap my head around you in the
home. But, with you comes all the others. And, while I trust each of
those I know on an individual basis. The group dynamic is one that I
don't even want to think about. And, no matter how responsible a guy
you are (what with your Princeton policing duties and all), you will not
be able to control the friends that will drop by. "
If you would like to tell Ms. Bryan, what you think of this, her E-mail is kelly.bryan@cobbk12.org. I am outraged, and you should be, too.
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| If Mike James is on any team but the Hawks next year I might just poop my pants and jump around on Drew's trampoline
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| Don't be alarmed by my new blog, jasonogilbert.blogspot.com. That's all business, baby. Xanga is still my pleasure-dome. Now let's drop some peyote and party.
P.S. what's the password for SkeetNews?
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| i'm having a definite case of the mondays
sheesh
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| I'm in a grand mood right now, and do you know why?
Because your Atlanta Hawks are playing the Dirty Jerzey Nets tonight, and THAT means I get to watch the game on local Nets television. Marv Albert, take me to Pleasuretown!
EDIT: The Hawks lost. Allow me to drink myself into a stupor. A drunken stupor.
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